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Reblog if you're not homophobic
elma1972: larryloveflakes: fabu-darlin: Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. Reblog this you little shits. Always reblog.
See what your followers think of you.
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish you would notice me.
Purple: I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET'S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.– J.D. Salinger (via garxon)
tahnoscheeks: do you ever just get up from your computer to walk aimlessly around your house only to sit back down in front of the computer again
h0rmonecasserole: Saying “my friend” is just much easier than saying “this person I follow on tumblr” so you’re all my friends whether you like it or not okay
Even coco from Zoey 101 has more sex appeal with me
My otp just kissed at the end of the series but can never be together what are these feels take them back i can’t handle this i’m going down with this ship omg what tears gross what is happening what am i feeling who am i what is this
shout out to soulja boy for all those awkward middle school dances
I hope that in 30 years I can be watching a Disney movie that has any LGBT protagonist in it with my children, telling them to stfu and pass the popcorn.
Me: Wow, I'm home alone.
Me: *In the shower* I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIE'S GIRL
Me: *Into a hairbrush* NO YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF
Me: *Running around the house* TONI-I-I-I-I-IGHT WE ARE YOUNG
Me: *Upside down, balancing herself on the couch* IM FEELIN' SEXY AND FREEE
Me: *Making microwave popcorn* BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NOBODY ELSE
Family: *comes home*
Me: *Locks herself in room and goes on Tumblr*